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[secondhandsome]

Hey there, you've reached... um... me. Yeah. Leave a message!

Well, that sounded smoother in my head... Damn it.

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[thedifferencebetween]

[Oh look, it's Tim's least favorite person, Handsome Jack! Looking...weirdly happy.]

Hi there Tim-othy!

[Sounds a little weird, too, but it's definitely Jack.]

You know what I friggin just friggin realized? I friggin owe you a lot of friggin money! I'm gonna pay you some friggin money right now!

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[secondhandsome]

[Oh, that is horrifying, actually? He doesn't like this. Nice Jack is way more unsettling than regular asshole Jack.]

Um.

Sorry, I think my gear is glitching.

What?

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[thedifferencebetween]

What's the easiest freaking way to get money to you right friggin now? I should do this right friggin now, because I was a very bad boss and mean person.

[Is that a twitch in the corner of Jack's eye?]

[secondhandsome]

[Okay, not that he's the kinda guy to look a gift ponyta in the mouth, but--

No, wait, yes he is. He is that kinda guy. And he just, squints down at his gear.]

Are.

You on drugs?

[...]

I mean, like, a lot of them? Maybe a shitload, because, uhhhh...

[thedifferencebetween]

Maybe! I do way too friggin many drugs! Even stuff that isn't freaking drugs but I use it like that anyway!

But I really want to give you money friggin now.

Buddy!

[secondhandsome]

[so this is a trap]

Right. Yeah. Uh... Actually, I think... I'm... good?

[...ugh.

trap or no that shit feels bad

but also he's not gonna fall for one of Jack's mind games because why else would he be acting this weird]

[thedifferencebetween]

No you are not and you should really let me do this right now because I don't think I'll do it ever again Tim-othy guy!

[secondhandsome]

[itsatrapitsatrapitsatrapitsatrapitsatrap]

You are like worryingly pushy about this...

[BECAUSE IT'S A TRAP RIGHT]

[thedifferencebetween]

I am just an enthusiastic human who is very loud and pushy!

[secondhandsome]

Well, I'm not saying you're wrong there...

Though not usually so enthusiastic about giving money to me.

[thedifferencebetween]

This is a once in a lifetime friggin chance you take the money now please

[Yeah, Jack's face is really twitching now.]

[secondhandsome]

...

[okay wait

wait]

I know there's no guns here, but I still feel like I have to ask if there's a gun to your head right now. Just slightly out of frame or something.